Awesome T Shirt Quotes

Well here are some of the funniest T shirt quotes I have seen and collected over years

*I’m Not A Gynecologist But I’ll Take A Look.
*’m Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One.
*Attention! Choking Hazard
*Hit It And Quit It
*Some Idiot Bought Me This Stupid Shirt For Christmas
*If I Gave A Shit, You’d Be The First Person I’d Give It To.
*I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn’t Your Day
*Your Village Called Their Idiot Is Missing
*I’m Not Fluent In Idiot So Please Speak Slowly & Clearly
*Despite The Look on My Face You’re Still Talking?
*If I Wanted to Hear From An Asshole I’d Fart
*I’m Not Santa (But Your Can Still Sit on My Lap)
*Don’t Take Life So Seriously. It Isn’t Permanent
*Wang the Dyslexic Guy Says Yuck Fou
*Don’t Rush Me I Get Paid By The Hour
*I’m Not An Alcoholic I’m A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings
*Alright, Already..I’m Sorry Unfuck You
*My Parents Said…I Could Be Anything I Wanted, So I Became Bn Asshole
*I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken
*Who Are You and Why Are You Reading My Shirt
*I Can See Your Point But I Still Think You’re Full Of Shit.
*I Would Do Me.
*Life’s a bitch. So don’t vote for one. Hillary Clinton.
*Man Whore
*Fu-K You in Sign Language
*Caution: Wide Load
*Who Are These People and Where is My Underwear?
*I Used To Be Scizophrenic… But We’re OK Now
*My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.
*I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
*I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.


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