Delusion

In utter randomness, "I'm sorry, I don't" I said
I ran of the aisle I had walked a few moments before
I threw my bouquet and my veil
I ran till my trudging feet bleed,
I ran till I crossed gnarled juniper and hot concrete,
I ran till I reach the beautiful sea.

The beautiful sea , oh beautiful sea
I'm just standing there watching
the winds blow and the waves billow,
And am wondering what is life
Its twisted and addling I know.
Adoring the alluring sunset
Oh, It’s beautiful I said,
You give me hope, oh sun
but how do I know my life will be beautiful and fun,
‘cause my eyes refrain to see
that I'm happy and on a spree.

Now in midst of the night
In cold and dark,
Am still wondering my being
I just want my life to be complete and stark,
How dark my life is, just like the night
All I wanted was a good flight.
The flight of fun, the flight of joy
But my life took control of me by its clandestine ploy,
Now I just work day and night
Having known it’s not at all right
The rhythm of my life dwindled into past
Now I look at my life aghast.

A lining broke out from the sea
The light of hope I would call it to be
It was a start of new morning alright
A symbol of hope, joy and leaving all the brooding aside.
Apprehensive is what I'm now
Writing on a piece of paper my new vows,
I'm gonna marry that man
Because it gives me hope to jaunt and a new life to plan.

Am walking down the aisle
Looking at the people sitting on the pews
and the magnificent design in blue,
He is smiling, giving an impish glint
Life I know it’s your beautiful hint.
A hint of life, a hint of mirth

Holy!! I should have known it since my birth.

I understood the ways of life
Am happy being a good wife
It’s the end of my servile and despair
The breaking of a new dawn and starting of a new affair.
Its my prowess, I'm impregnable and strong
Nobody's hands can now take me wrong,
For living a life you have to be prudent
Facing life like a good student .
Life is awry but it’s not sad,
Now as I know , life is an illusion
And I have broken this webbed 'Delusion'.

Awesome T Shirt Quotes

Well here are some of the funniest T shirt quotes I have seen and collected over years

*I’m Not A Gynecologist But I’ll Take A Look.
*’m Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One.
*Attention! Choking Hazard
*Hit It And Quit It
*Some Idiot Bought Me This Stupid Shirt For Christmas
*If I Gave A Shit, You’d Be The First Person I’d Give It To.
*I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn’t Your Day
*Your Village Called Their Idiot Is Missing
*I’m Not Fluent In Idiot So Please Speak Slowly & Clearly
*Despite The Look on My Face You’re Still Talking?
*If I Wanted to Hear From An Asshole I’d Fart
*I’m Not Santa (But Your Can Still Sit on My Lap)
*Don’t Take Life So Seriously. It Isn’t Permanent
*Wang the Dyslexic Guy Says Yuck Fou
*Don’t Rush Me I Get Paid By The Hour
*I’m Not An Alcoholic I’m A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings
*Alright, Already..I’m Sorry Unfuck You
*My Parents Said…I Could Be Anything I Wanted, So I Became Bn Asshole
*I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken
*Who Are You and Why Are You Reading My Shirt
*I Can See Your Point But I Still Think You’re Full Of Shit.
*I Would Do Me.
*Life’s a bitch. So don’t vote for one. Hillary Clinton.
*Man Whore
*Fu-K You in Sign Language
*Caution: Wide Load
*Who Are These People and Where is My Underwear?
*I Used To Be Scizophrenic… But We’re OK Now
*My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.
*I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
*I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.


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Anguish Of a Woman

Here I am presenting another poem of mine...."What I have Done??".I wrote this one recently and it just came to mind just randomly.It is not as good as my other ones and has become extra long ,but this one depicts a true deep meaning.Try n understand it.Try to appreciate my effort and thoughts I have put to bring this before you.

What I have done??
I saw you for the first time
and fall in love with you.
I believed you were my soul mate.
but I guess I felt wrong
What I have done??

What I have done??
You took me out for dinner
and held my hand.
I believed we were so alike
but I guess I judged you wrong
What I have done??

What I have done??
You proposed me
and then we were married.
I believed we will be living 'Happily ever After'
but I guess I intuited it wrong
What I have done??

What I have done??
I saw you with a woman
and she was hugging you
I believed she was your friend
but I guess I saw it wrong
What I have done??

What I have done??
Nothing!! I knew
when I saw her kissing you
I believed we both wanted same thing for first time.
But when she left why you came back to me??
Do you still love me??
You said 'Yes!!'
but I guess I heard you wrong
I still need to think
What I have done??

What I have done??
Other day,I saw you with another girl
and I decided to leave you.
I believed we have different paths to choose.
I guess I chose right
I chose for you a path to hell
and for myself path to prison
And now I don't need to think
"What I have done??"

De ..............GaaLi

Have you seen recently released movie 'De Taali'??....Well,I would suggest please don't watch that movie.Apparently,there is nothing to give 'Taali' about,in fact,try some Gaali.
In IITs we generally watch Hollywood movies and TV series(Quite following the usual trend).So,that day I was like really craving to watch a hindi movie so I just searched hindi on DC++,our LAN sharing software.Unfortuantely,all movies that appeared in search results were like Super hits,movies I have watched more than 2 times, or Super flops,movies I have either watched and didn't liked or movies I know about are total crap.Unfortunately,that time I said fortunately( :P ),'De Taali' was only movie that I could watch at that time because at time it was recently released and no reviews were available,though now I put it in my Super flop category.
Never mind,I just downloaded biggest .avi file available and I was very happy that after such a long time I am watching a hindi movie.Movie took about 5 min to download and I happily dragged it into VLC Player,and guess what,it says 'This avi file is broken do you want to repair it??'.
There were 3 options
1.Yes
2.No
3.Cancel

I thought there is no use of canceling or rejecting I clicked 'YES'.Well,after 15 minutes,total wastage in kut-kuting ,it finally was repaired.I fast forwarded movie and saw Ritesh Deshmukh was talking to Ayesha Takia"Doooaaoo youuuuuu kkknnnoooooooowwwwwww tthhheeeee ggiirrllllll youuuuu weerree...........",I said "What the hell??What in the name of God is wrong with Hindi movies."
Don't worry I was soon over it,and figured out that nothing is wrong with movie,actually, this file doesn't work.This time I searched De Taali on DC,(un)fortunately,I found a DVD file.I prayed,please this file should work,because I really wanted to know the girl Ritesh was talking about.
I played the movie,finally.....huh!!,it started with general and usual hindi movie crap......I mean sponsors and casting stuff.During casting they were showing some written notes,and with that you get whole idea of movie.Than they show usual dostana between Ayesha,Ritesh and Aftab,which was one thing I couldn't understand.Never mind,movie continues,apparently,Ayesha and Paglu(Ritesh) never had any relationships in life and Abhi(Aftab) had had about 30 relationships while he was just 26 years,now this is something I want to do in my lives....have to have 30 in next 5 yrs.Abhi is a millionaire an loves his friends,one day his interview is printed in magazine,and Kartika(Rimi) see it and she plans how will she marry abhi and get all his wealth.It continues till the very end of movie.In middile of movie Ayesha realizes that actually she loves Abhi.Ritesh and Ayesha know about Rimi's plans ,so they kidnap her just a day before her marriage.Then usual crap continues,Rimi is locked in Ritesh's house,who takes care of her.Aftab falls in love with Amu(Ayesha).Ending is quite predictable,Rimi becomes senti and let ayesha marry Abhi.She is actually attracted towards Ritesh so she goes to his home an movie ends :O .
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After 5 min of wondering what the movie was all about,I sat still and trying to figure how much time I wasted and how many flirty scraps could I have written in 3 hrs.(Boys will be boys!!! :P ).
Overall,movie was quite predictable and I was seriously cursing the director and script writer.

Movie sure has some Funny moments but over all........ITS COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

Finally....A New Start(My First Post)

Here I am starting my own blog and this is my first post.Pretty late to start a blog...han.I mean when you are using internet for so long time and still you have not gone through blogging experience once.This idea of blogging accidentally came into my view.Actually,an old friend of mine updated his blog after a long time and send me the link so that i can read the new posts and comments.He was bit of a writer from the start and so am I,so I liked reading his posts and gave me an idea that why don't i do blogging.
I thought blogging is a good experience as well as you get to improve your writing skills.You can share special moments of your life with other people.
Yeah,yeah....I know I am writing hell lot of a crap here.The thing is I really liked this blogging thing and will try to improve my topics of discussion.This blog will be updated quite frequently,so..... no worries guys,you are going to get some good stuff in a few days.